Introducing Flash and the Pans

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Introducing Flash and the Pans

Heard that they were big in Japan
Flash in the pan
Lots of fans
So I thought I’d go

Stunned the crowd with dazzling lights
Costumes and fights
Of course it’s all staged but it looks so good

And during the first encore
The singer called me up
Asked if I could play
I said that I could not
He made me sing a hit I’d never heard
And it sounded so bad
(How bad?)
Unbelievably bad
(How bad?)
Impossibly bad for sure

In a daze I walked off the stage all in a rage
Plotting what should be my next move
Torture the band with Swiss Army knives
Within an inch of their lives
Make widows of wives
By the time I’m through

But then the singer lost his voice
(it was never very much)
I could see his eyes were getting moist
(I think he’s a very soft touch)
I looked at him, he looked at me and we both knew
It was so, so bad
(How bad?)
Unforgivably bad
(How bad?)
The end of bad for sure
Totally the worst for sure


from Hungry? Why Wait, track released January 1, 2011



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